My kid has the best laughter.
"Nonsense!" you say. "All kids have the best laughter.
But I tell you that you're wrong and blinded by cute kids. My kid ACTUALLY has the best laughter on the face of the planet. If you don't believe me, you can come over and check it out for yourself.
Not all at once though - I do live in an apartment.
Just take my word for it.
Today I am thankful for his laughter.