Lately I haven't been blogging because ...well... I don't really have much to say. (shocking!) My life has been absolutely perfect. My head has been completely free of ideas and thoughts. AND the boys have done absolutely nothing note-worthy.
Okay, so I'm lying.
It's just slipped my mind.....Why, you ask?
I have absolutely no idea, but I'm trying to narrow down my excuses to just a few...
That's a joke.
Everything has been too perfect?
Too much of a Facebook-status-update-cliche. (Gag me with a Barbie doll leg.)
Maybe it's a little bit of all of the above and the result is me having nothing to talk about.
Speaking of note-worthy and too perfect....
Tonight as I was getting Miles ready for bed I actually heard myself exasperately say, "Miles, did you just eat poop?"
That's right, I'm back people.