In honor of my new-found voice I've written some Haikus.
Can you believe I just wrote these babies in 10 minutes? Bam! Just like that.
I know, I think they should ask me to write a book too.
(Don't worry, I don't know who "they" are either.)
You like to eat dirt
At night you sleep with a spoon
I think that's weird too
Jump jump down the stairs
You are a jumping machine
That boy is too fast
I smile all day long
I think of my quirky boys
You make your mom laugh