First of all... I love that kid. Second of all... if that doesn't make you laugh out loud then I don't want to be your friend.
Then a friend of ours gave us this newspaper cut-out of Miles' class, which they do for all of the P1s in the area.
She tried to make me feel better by pointing out that other kids weren't looking either, but upon further inspection I realized she was actually mistaken - he is the only one not looking. I think a car must have been driving by at the time.